DOM FUNCHESS

What up doe! I'm a 28 years old out of the box thinking creative, but most people call me an old uncle because I enjoy a beer every once in a while. I can spend all day watching comedy specials, rom coms, and coming-of-age teen dramedies. Besides that, I'm a huge foodie that can scroll down TikTok and recreate every viral food trend, and yes, I can cook. My favorite food of all time is anything potato and I can NEVER get sick of salmon. I just want to give a special thanks to Canada for creating poutine, and I don't know if the French is responsible for the French 75 but I thank whoever came up with that gem too. Outside of my love for all things creative, I man make a mean drink that will actually taste good, so feel free to ask me about that!

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I also love my pup, Corey, a mini Australian Shepard and also part menace to society. My all-time favorite dogs are weiner dogs, which I plan to get, and name her Coney (get it? lol), but I also have a cat named Luther Vandross, he is a good boy nonetheless. ​

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Oh, and Samoas are the best girl scout cookie, let's debate about it.